Oh my shish.

miffey:

don’t you hate it when the guy you want to be friends with only sees you as a romantic interest and you get RomanceZoned

He’s so proud.

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend  (via touchedbythebooty)

asstrelli:

The Lion King
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sesamestreet:

Smart words from a smart cookie.

sesamestreet:

Smart words from a smart cookie.

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended