Oh my shish.

toasterstrudel:

cool date idea: buy strudel for two. light candles. stay home alone.

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

mrsjohnfkennedy:

Easter with the Kennedy’s

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

picklenickel:

fuckyeahparksandrecreation:

Here’s an old scanned doodle of mine. They call it “The Swanson”.

I hope it’s not narcissistic to reblog my own submission, but sweet blogs posting my silly doodles is awesome.

picklenickel:

fuckyeahparksandrecreation:

Here’s an old scanned doodle of mine. 

They call it “The Swanson”.

I hope it’s not narcissistic to reblog my own submission, but sweet blogs posting my silly doodles is awesome.