Oh my shish.
ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN

fawnvelveteen:

Victorian Hand Fan

fawnvelveteen:

Victorian Hand Fan


doing the lords work

doing the lords work

Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
I don’t see why women want to be liberated. I think it’s nice to have someone take care of you.
My grandma after I said something about women not changing their name when they get married