Oh my shish.

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

tkdgirl2002:

A text has never made me so angry before. This guy was a real a**hole. His profile talked about how all he wanted was a girl to have a relationship with and do respectable things together like hikes and wine tastings, and then he immediately kept asking why I wouldn’t have sex on a first date. He claimed that sex was a requirement for “free dinner.” Ughh I hate men. THEN…I told him you should be careful what you say to people because it can be taken the wrong way, and he said he was going to go to the cops because I “threatened” him! 

tkdgirl2002:

A text has never made me so angry before. This guy was a real a**hole. His profile talked about how all he wanted was a girl to have a relationship with and do respectable things together like hikes and wine tastings, and then he immediately kept asking why I wouldn’t have sex on a first date. He claimed that sex was a requirement for “free dinner.” Ughh I hate men. THEN…I told him you should be careful what you say to people because it can be taken the wrong way, and he said he was going to go to the cops because I “threatened” him! 

I love Renner’s face in the first couple gifs. He’s like, “You dun poked the bear, asshole. Good luck with that.” Then he just laughs and watches in awe as she destroys the interviewer.

folieadude:

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

wugs:

jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

          and

| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

MY DAD IS MAKING ME WATCH HEE HAW SEND HELP

Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.
Advice To My Future Daughter (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

wilwheaton:

molly23:

isoldmysoultofilm:

the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

Some of us weren’t fooled and did our best to not elect this jackass.