Oh my shish.
dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend  (via touchedbythebooty)

asstrelli:

The Lion King
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sesamestreet:

Smart words from a smart cookie.

sesamestreet:

Smart words from a smart cookie.

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

So I was looking at those crappy little two-pocket folders little kids always have because I need (wanted) one for one of my classes. So I’m checking out The Avengers ones, and of fucking course Black Widow isn’t on any of them. Everyone else is, but not her. Because God forbid a boy have a girl on something. Might turn him into one o’ dem damn homosexuals.

Long story short, I bought a Frozen folder.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently