Oh my shish.

factsandchicks:

A former math professor with a PhD from Stanford University specializing in statistics has won the lottery FOUR times.
source

A former math professor with a PhD from Stanford University specializing in statistics has won the lottery FOUR times.

source

tennessee-blondie:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

Oh my god. Yes.

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

How I feel when I finish my Taco Bell