Oh my shish.

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

tonysttark:

girls shouldn’t be waiting for romeo they should be waiting for steve rogers

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

kyrafic:

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

kyrafic:

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

perambulatelove:

thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

Fucking cute.
This is how my best friend Dani will totally get proposed to and if he doesn’t do something Jane Austin themed he’s wrong.

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.